car dick

Dick that you suck exclusively in one car only.

"My man just got a car"
"Imagine how good the car dick will be"
"I know!!!!"

by Idontknkeeww June 7, 2016

car prostitute

Someone who constantly accepts gas money for giving people rides home

Hey Paul, wanna be my car prostitute?

by GamkatMaktas May 14, 2016

car drunk

When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.

Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!

by tblazertn June 14, 2016

puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object

Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash

by Jhutchftw April 28, 2016

Car Bombed

After a friend has given you a ride, before you get out of their car, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.

aka Uber fart

After john gave me a ride, I car bombed him good!

by dboys194 May 8, 2016

jungle car

A girl that likes a lot of black guys

That bitch is a jungle car! #damn

by Aseowold September 12, 2016

car cum house

Dirty hovel with wheels; nary cleaned and commonly used for copulation.

Baby, I really want to take you home, but right now I'm staying in my buddies car cum house.

by darkfeone July 31, 2016