Classically Based

A person who is openly racist, and unashamed of that fact.

That man isn’t just racist, he’s classically based

by Frederick Grumbledink September 13, 2022

Classically Based

A person who is outspokenly racist, and is unashamed of that fact.

Joe isn’t just racist, he’s classically based

by Frederick Grumbledink September 14, 2022

text-base

When someone touches base with another via text

I managed to text-base with Pat and he is still without power, but safe.

by JoeKaz September 29, 2022

second base

When a man feels a woman up above the waist, including touching the chest, breasts, or nipples.

My only regret is not getting to Second Base

by some guy inventing words April 1, 2023

Discussion-Based Assessment

A hellish quiz found in virtual schools, typically held over Zoom, where you meet with your teacher and they ask you questions about what you learned in the current module. Known for causing panic attacks and pre-DBA anxiety. They are even worse if you have a teacher that is very awkward with students.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear what happened to Adriana yesterday?"
Person 2: "No, what happened?"
Person 1: "She killed herself because she didn't want to do her Biology discussion-based assessment."

by PlatinumFalls May 15, 2023

Pork-Based Lawnmower

MAOAM - Mow Ham...

Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)

by MattusFinchus June 3, 2023

Soccer Baseball

Hill Billy slang for some parts of Canada for “kickball”.

Person 1: Hey let’s go play some soccer baseball.
Person 2: Stfu and use real names.

by grape_36 June 8, 2023