ass stabber

1) Any induvidual who enjoys performing the act of anal sex by exploring the cave of the unknown with his penile probe. See also ass spelunker

Whoa man, that Mario is such an ass stabber. He just loves to stick his johnson up the hershey highway.

by Sunny G September 16, 2005

ass chin

a second ass on the chin

you have a big ass chin

by joe c September 2, 2004

Bluetooth Ass

A person who never takes their bluetooth headset out of their ear. They figure it makes them look important.

Fred: Josh's turned into a real Bluetooth Ass since he got that stupid thing.

Joe: Yeah, if he only knew how geek it made him look. Looser!

by Buck Guapo March 29, 2007

ass stash

1. Something you have hidden up your ass. Most of the time when your hiding it from authority. After you keestered something, whats in your ass is your ass stash

Example: Prisoner #1-You still got that ass stash?

Prisoner #2-Yeah, I keestered that shit. We got some weed for later.

by keestermaster February 9, 2010

Right-ass

A person so staunchly conservative that his/her ass cheeks will remain clenched as long as a democrat is president.

“Rush Limbaugh is so right-assed he could manufacture diamonds.”

by android_weber August 25, 2009

Ass Turban

The act of taking an ice cream swirl shit on the head of an unsuspecting victim.

that drunk as bitch passed out, so I twirled her like a sit n spin and gave her an ass turban on the noggin.

by Melkevica January 8, 2011

ass suit

someone who is so far up their own ass they wear it as a suit

Jeez that guy is such an ass suit. Did you hear about the diva tantrum he threw the other day. I hope he chokes on his own farts while he's up there

by Nikita Majic January 25, 2011