Donkey

A partisan Democrat with severe ignorance and an overinflated sense of confidence

“This donkey thinks coyotes are actually animals that illegal aliens ride in on”

by npcOtter October 24, 2020

Donkey

Typically a mentally ill horse or your 4th grade sweetheart

Oh that donkey is so hot

by Ethan The Big gay October 20, 2021

donkey

An expert on ogre philosophy.

Ogre: Ogre's have layers like an onion
Donkey: You know what else has layers
Donkey: Cake

by Taco-Puncher5,678 January 26, 2017

donkey

ass

ass donkey

by bob's tiles February 10, 2022

Donkey

(When used as a poker term)

A jackass for playing very badly; i.e. donkey calling every flop even if he has a bad hand and the bets are high, calling high bets when they have crap and catching something on turn or river; just not understanding the current situation and getting lucky later.

You're a donkey! I can't believe you called with you 3 9 off suit all in and caught runner runner trips on the turn and river. You idiot donkey!

by Jaeko January 03, 2020

Donkey

A not so good looking & slutty gal you might target at bar closing time or date/screw when you are desperate.

Dude, did you see the donkey that Patrick took home last night?

by Stewie374 March 22, 2016

DONKEY

Shreks best friend who loves waffles and is in love with a damn dragon

Donkey is a waffle lovin and dragon lovin animal

by Sp3ct0r_N0v4 April 23, 2021