Douche Flourish

Awkward and contrived personal flourishes in written communication as a sign-off. Typically used by douche bags as a signal of their self importance. Mainly found in emails, but also text messages, chat and old fashioned paper letters. Typically take the form of letters or symbols, but occasionally, as with The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, leverage wholly new iconography or imagery.

"Did you see Duane's email signature? "Ci@o" What the fuck is that at sign about. What a douche flourish."

by Burt's Bees Knees September 25, 2013

oreo douche

A dumb bitch that won't share any Oreos.

Example:
Guy 1: Don't be such a Oreo douche.
Guy 2: no! There my Oreos!

Don't be such a Oreo douche.

by spodermen sweg unite April 14, 2015

douche canoe

Someone too busy playing on their phone to pay attention to darts

Hey douche canoe! It's your turn!

by mcsdarts October 21, 2014

loaner-douche

Loaner-douche is just another way to write loaner douche.
*See loaner douche for definition.

He's not just, like... a -normal- douche. He's a loaner-douche (or loaner douche)."

by Alycia H. April 21, 2008

game douche

a person who always mentions a better game when talking about games

I like forza" "well blur is better" "youre a game douche"

by awsoem-o November 29, 2011

Woosh Douche

Someone who comments r/woosh on social media at all or over uses it.

Guy one: Tells joke

Guy two: Doesn’t get the reference or joke

Woosh douche: r/woooosh

by PSYCHADELICPLATYPUS March 22, 2019

Douche Square

A not so common phrase used in place of douche bag.

"wow your a fucking douche square lothar, stop spawn killing"

by Levitevitavarion February 26, 2009