Tight Sock

slang for condom which has been spunked in

I'd like to force a tight sock on your head

by isotype January 13, 2011

White Sock Plot

Any attempt made to intentionally embarrass yourself or others through your physical appearance while on stage during a performance.

Spiking your hair completely ridiculously with glue or wearing white socks while wearing a tuxedo or black suit on stage. Hence "White Sock Plot."

by Tenorman December 4, 2010

Sock puppet

A large flaccid penis

His soft dick was the same size as his boner. It looked like a sock puppet

by Antipasti666 December 6, 2017

Sock

Worn on feet. Bought in pairs, one for each foot. It is more common than not that you end up with just the one sock, meaning you have to mix and match. This does not say anything about the person you are. It happens to Tom, dick and Harry. If only you could lock your socks together. Another use for a sock is to place it on your cock, keeping it warm; if you have one of course.

Tom - ‘if one more sock goes missing, I will lose my shot’

Harry - ‘man, I know the feeling. Just use it as a cock warmer’

by adirtyword15 March 8, 2021

Socked In

Temporarily immobilized or stuck in place, typically due to bad weather such as a big storm or heavy snowfall.

Because of the major snowstorm, it looks like we'll be socked in here for a while. Might as well make the best of it!

by Ktylove January 21, 2022

fig socks

figgy socky :3 silly silly sock fig

I love you fig socks :3

by pinocchiop biggest fan December 20, 2022

Sock

Torture devices for your feet.

A: "Why don't you wear socks?!"
B: "They burn my feet to death!!!!!!"

by Aristar May 28, 2018