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Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.
For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.
by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018
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Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
by thin dick little May 1, 2019
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Humpback Horses

A Camel is a humpback horse.The End
Humpback whales are humpback whales so why cant camels be humpback horses?

Jenny: Omg John we were at the zoo the other day and i saw a humpback horse it was soo awesome.
by apple12345678910 May 30, 2015
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horse cock

i put a horse cock in my pussy
by pussy fucker 19 February 9, 2018
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Patrick Horse

Hi Abi
They kicked me in the shin!
I hating getting Patrick Horsed!
by Yosoeneocle November 13, 2021
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Horse Piss

When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.

This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.
Gary “I’ll be back boys, I have to go take a huge horse piss with my rhino chode.”
by LTG69969 January 16, 2024
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Horse

by Pstar17 January 15, 2020
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