Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask

Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’

by StraightJohnPorking December 03, 2024

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Straight Foodie

A person who eats anything. Not a vegan or vegetarian.

Yo man I’m a vegan

Don’t care.. I’m a straight foodie

by Myell98 July 22, 2018

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A fraise made by a long haired dip shit with autisim.

by Chosen_Undead September 24, 2023

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a term used when a person with a penis lifts said penis up to their stomach and pulls up their pants leaving the tip out.

person with penis: ayeeee straight outta detroit my guy
other person: get help.

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A homosexual with none of that pizazz a gay person has

by LuckySun June 30, 2022

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A heterosexual identifying cis gendered male who dates people from the lgbt community

He identifies as straight-gay because he dates within the lgbt community.

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021

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A heterosexual identifying cis gendered male who dates human beings who identify as women.

I was approached by a straight-gay male today.

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021

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