1: An very ugly chick that looks hot as fuck while your deployed.
2: A desert animal known as a camel.
2: A desert animal known as a camel.
friend 1: Dude did you see that desert horse that walked by.
friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though
friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though
by Gonzo_Gmoney April 09, 2011
by Horsegirlsfriend October 11, 2020
by ThebigTp November 25, 2021
by ThebigTp November 25, 2021
by ThebigTp November 22, 2021
Johnny: That new girl Clarissa looks pretty cute.
Kevin: I don’t know about her man I’ve heard that she’s a horse girl.
Johnny: Oh hell no fuck that shit I’ll just go for Melissa instead.
Kevin: Good call bro, she just made the cheerleading squad too.
Johnny: Sounds good to me!
Kevin: I don’t know about her man I’ve heard that she’s a horse girl.
Johnny: Oh hell no fuck that shit I’ll just go for Melissa instead.
Kevin: Good call bro, she just made the cheerleading squad too.
Johnny: Sounds good to me!
by Rockstar Made Space Cadet December 31, 2020
A short girl with a short temper sometimes referred to as “tiny mad”. Overly sensitive like a bitch. Wakes up at 7AM sharp like a psychopath, which coincides with her preference of Orange Sumol.
by ThatOneGuy505 April 17, 2024