straight squared

When your teeth and sexuality are both equally straight.

"Damn did you see Jack's teeth? They are so straight!"
"And he is straight also."
"That means he is straight squared!"

by daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang June 27, 2018

Straight smash

Eating like there is no tomorrow

im bout to straight smash on some mcdonalds

by Sthomasbaby June 2, 2011

Eating mac and cheese straight out of the box

A more colorful and imaginative term for performing oral intercourse on a woman.

Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”

Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”

by peach_pit April 25, 2025

donkey straight

Fucked hared than you can imagine

I'm gonna end you over a table and fuck you donkey straight!

by Donkeyer July 30, 2017

Straight-gay

A heterosexual identifying cis gendered male who dates people from the lgbt community

He identifies as straight-gay because he dates within the lgbt community.

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021

Super straight

someone that always has an urge for them to be breed by a bbc or giant furry cocky their partner

I’m super straight

by Echo🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 June 22, 2022

straight nathan

Putting in absolutely zero work.

I'm going to be doing straight nathan this game

by moerat August 22, 2025