Incredibly motionless human who spends the whole day in the same place, position, state and mind because of laziness and lack of life inspiration, or for the pursuit of a unique happy lifestyle.
by pandaga February 26, 2017

The things that have been empowered by the dirt of Irish soil, though Irish people do not want to admit it is a relish from the Lepricorn overlords as they might be destroyed because of the pure power of the Potato
me: Is the potato a sacred food that is empowered by dirt and can give you the power of the Irish peoples.
Irish Person: No. . . (Sneakily darts eyes to the left)
Irish Person: No. . . (Sneakily darts eyes to the left)
by V1K1NGZ March 3, 2018

by The tomash admirer April 13, 2020

by barbra streisand oo oo December 4, 2010

Somebody that is so bad at a game that they cannot be a human. Therefore meaning that the only physical entity they could be is a a potato.
Jimmy:OMG how did you not kill them, they were literally bots, you are such a potato.
Wilson:I'm not the one that died first, ok.
Wilson:I'm not the one that died first, ok.
by Potato997 April 29, 2019

There's the popular girls and there's the pretty girls and I look like a ... potato, a kawaii potato
by potato person 55 October 13, 2018

The act of enlarging a clitoris with a vacuum, then drying it with kosher salt before stimulating it with chopsticks
by Rennfeild February 25, 2017
