Potato

Be a potato.

Hard outside, but soft inside.

Everyone loves potatoes

by POTATO00 October 7, 2017

Pasta potato bitches

A meal consisting of mashed potatoes wrapped in pasta

I want some pasta potato bitches !

by xwickedxxpediax January 11, 2021

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/

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noun
1.
a starchy plant tuber which is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable.
"roasted potatoes"
2.
the plant of the nightshade family that produces the potato tubers on underground runners.

I love potato’s

by Peace potato April 11, 2019

Potato

A Symbol, This GUY named Forest uses. It’s a trick. They found meegkuk.

Oh crap it’s a potato

by Jekkkwk April 19, 2021

Mashin My Potatoes

To be butt fucked by a person, place, or thing.

Hey devon these COD lobbies are really Mashin my potatoes.

by Richard Beater October 20, 2025

Potato

A beautiful girl who is self conscious about herself. She is always there to build you up but often puts herself down.

Me: why are you so pretty all the time?
Friend: what are you taking about? Your so cute, I look like a potato.

by Grimmgirlfandom June 13, 2018

Mach Potato

The polar opposite of Mach Fuck, which is fast as fuck, Mach Potato is a speed that is slow as shit.

Pedal to the metal, balls to the wall, the T-28 Doom Turtle's coming at you at the speed of Mach Potato, maxing out at like 8 miles per hour.

by CorgisDie June 3, 2025