Penis Wiggler

Someone who plays with a lot of penises. An alternative to being called a hoe or slut.

That girl is a penis wiggler!

by BubblButtt January 24, 2017

Jese penis

a dick head i mean dude who anoys the flip doodle out of you and his hair reminds you of an oily door mat, also for the laddy's you better watch out because he has some shit kissing skills. with his duck lips it is pretty much impossible to make out normally.

Jese penis is my favourite uncle because he when i sleep over at his house he always sucks me off

by ya boi know it all May 7, 2019

Penis sniper

When u shoot ur sperm from 8ft across the room into ur partners mouth

I just used my penis sniper on my girl

by PBI69420 February 26, 2021

penis chamber

Slang word for penis pump, used in jest to refer to the thing as a death trap, similar to gas chamber.

Damn, I heard James done gone blow his dick off in the penis chamber.

by Wayne Nezanss June 18, 2009

penis on crack

when the dick is so crazy good.

Justin's penis on crack scared Selena away.

by -Q January 3, 2016

penis colossus

A penis so colossus it blocks the sun.

Wow Billy that's a penis colossus.

by PurplePanda11979 July 15, 2017

Owenis Penis

Owenis Penis is terrified of Mikeull because of past experiences (he got his patties flipped) he also sends celebrities videos acting like he knows them and they’re friends or something. “Wow, this video was hilarious! I’ll just have to give you a follow let’s be friends!” Head ah. Buddy does NOT take showers frequently but he has just the cutest wittle smile.

Owenis Penis is about to get his patties flipped!

by The Creator of all. September 26, 2023