donkey kong

Big fucking meaty man, huge cock n balls
That man is Donkey Kong, look at his nuts bro
by fortniteblazer420 October 03, 2019
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donkey bongos

“The whole town was donkey bongos when the aliens landed.”
“I can’t hang out tonight - donkey bongos.”
“If you’re down for donkey bongos I am too”
“I’m donkey bongos, aren’t you attracted to my light?”
by Dr. Cheez June 25, 2021
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Don't Be A Donkey

"The absolute talk show" podcast coined the phrase, "Don't be a donkey" meaning "don't be a jackass.
Trent was being mean about my weekend events and i replied, "don't be a donkey!"
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Donkey slash

A donkey slash is when a male person whacks his reproductive organ over any part of a female. While the penis is covered in his own semen.
"Wow! That guy gave mia Khalifa a tremendous Donkey Slash."
by Gman0371 April 15, 2017
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Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch
My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024
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🗣🗣🗣The act of having "dirty booty bandit" play in Dillon State Park @11:20am on May 20, 2001.. Where 2 arrests were made that faithful day and a certain game warden has PTSD from what he encountered that day
Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

(PBR means "Park Bandit Running")
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🗣🗣🗣The act of having "dirty booty bandit" play in Dillon State Park @11:20am on May 20, 2001.. Where 2 arrests were made that faithful day and a certain game warden has PTSD from what he encountered that day
Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

(PBR means "Park Bandit Running")
by "Lil Leg Day" December 04, 2023
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