Dad fast

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To braaap up the street fast enough to pucker a butthole with excitement, but slow enough to not cause fear.

"Did you see that Subaru Impreza? Dude was going dad fast"

by Beebo&Beebo May 17, 2019

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Dad

Dad is your superhero your livesaver what ever

When he says „you are forever my Little Princess"

Its the truth its hard to see when your daughter grow up or have her First crush

Your Dad would do everything for you

He loves you no matter what you do

In Love your proud daughter Love you Daddy

Dad:dont be too Late at home Princess

Daughter: Dad!!
Dad:So I Tell you what can Happen if you too late

An example you could be kidnappped!..
Daughter:You win Dad!..<3

by Annanass_. January 2, 2017

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Dad

Someone who disciplines their spoiled fuck tard kids.

fucktard spoiled kid: get me a hype bar

Dad: sure son:)

by Ifykykokqy April 15, 2020

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Dad

Literally The King Of Buying Milk.

Dad:*Goes Out To Buy Milk*
Me: Dad? Where Are You Going?
Dad: Going to buy some milk
Me: Ok
*15 years later*
Dad: Im back. I have 1,847,173,473,208 boxes of milk.
Me: nani

by ur mom 😎 December 21, 2021

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Ghost Dad

To be sexually assaulted by a “ghost.” (Reference: movie, sexual assault case).

So I was watching tv when my dick start dripping for no reason. Then I heard and felt a presence. Realizing there was a ghost dad to blame.
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.

Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.

I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.

Please make me cum ghost dad!

by Hamborenganymustrdre November 11, 2021

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