Shit Monkey

A date (usually a chick) that gets so drunk that she shits herself.

Sally can't hold her liquor, she's such a shit monkey.

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 1, 2010

monkey finger

That digit which, having been withdrawn from an anus, is now dry and whose owner is inclined to sniff repeatedly and contentedly along the length of it.

"He got monkey finger" - from Come Together by the Beatles.

by raped ape February 6, 2005

Race Monkey

(noun) A male, traditionally of caucasion decent, who relentlessly engages himself in activities primarily including, but not limited to, anal and/or vaginal penetration or play of any kind (without shame) with a wild or domesticated jungle primate. See also: Nigger Lover.

I can't believe Brooke turned out to be such a dirty fucking race monkey!

by Donald Gordon June 12, 2008

rubbin monkeys

Fuckin, plain and simple Fuckin.

You don't want to have sex right now. Whats wrong with rubbin monkeys?

by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007

Yoli-monkey

Yoli-monkey is a high energy but never does much of anything other than blow bubbles. Content with making messes and moving on to the next mess without cleaning up the previous one is one of the many traits. Yoli-monkeys are usually tall with a thicker upper body and long skinny legs and have more upper body strength despite living on land versus in the trees. High in energy but with sloth like behavior, the Yoli-monkey is content to blow bubbles and chatter endlessly at all hours of the night since Yoli-monkeys are usually nocturnal however daytime sightings have been recorded. They are usually light in skin tone but with thick curly dark colored hair.

Man I knew a Yoli-monkey had been through here with the trail of messes and the bubbles everywhere.

by 1403huerita May 4, 2021

STAVROS MONKEY

Stavros monkey is a monkefied version of pro farmerama player/irl cosplayer Stavros Vrakaki. It is seen at its natural environment which is the farm, eating his crops before they mature. Is 690 lbs and only grows bigger the more the time goes.

Person 1: Oh my God, is that Stavros Monkey?!?!
Person 2: You're damn right it is, look it's eating his house now!

by HaTJa6kEr March 10, 2021

fiery monkey

A ginger headed females private areas.

I pulled this bird last nite, she wasn't bad but she had a fiery monkey!

by Scottyboi01 August 19, 2006