Socking off

You have not officially knocked off until you sit on the couch and sock off.

Socking off, Ah, that feels better, I am now socked off for the day.

by Doostick December 11, 2022

Hanes socks

Things teenange boys have sexual intercourse with

I went in my teenage sons room and stunned my toe on a pile of Hanes socks

by Da masta bata September 7, 2020

Sock

Derived from cum sock, Sock can be used to describe a girl who you find attractive. An attractive woman can be a “human cum sock”.

Wow man look at her, that’s a SOCK! There are a lot of socks around here!

by Sockmaster May 2, 2022

One Sock Sexual

Have a sexual orientation where one is sexually attracted to partners that only wear one sock.

As soon as I took off my shoes, the One Sock Sexual tried jumping my bones after seeing me with only one sock on.

by Jack6626 June 10, 2022

Wet Sock Energy

A phrase coined by comedian C.A. Kanooble describing someone who is uncomfortable to be around or annoying. How do you feel when you step in something wet in a sock? exactly.

Gerald is not invited to the show, all he offers is wet sock energy and im trying to have a good time.

by thehoeonthego February 9, 2023

Sock Puncher

The descriptive noun for one so narcissistic that their obsessive self-admiration cannot be hidden, even when they are being watched by millions, giving the instant impression that they would rather be masturbating in front of a mirror.

Did you watch the rugby? Did you see Marcus looking up at himself on the pitch big screen at every breakdown, massaging his hair? What a Sock Puncher!

by LastRealist August 4, 2022

saggy sock

a slut with no morals And will always cheat on there boyfriend

That girl you was with was a saggy sock

by ELLXS March 31, 2017