Social Lysenkoism

Yeah, blame it on the libs.

Hym “Nice! Way to blame your social lysenkoism on the libs. Brilliant. What do you do about unearned privileged (like the privilege enjoyed by you nepotistic offspring)? Nothing! What do you do about unearned status? Prevent it at all cost! What do you do about unearned moral virtue?precent it at all cost!”

by Hym Iam October 27, 2022

Social Chair

Somebody who likes to have fun who is given money so everybody else can have fun

wow, our social chair is a retard but he sure does have fun

by Stimulantlover73 October 20, 2025

Social distancing

When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.

Guy: *stammers* "Can I number get your.."

Woman: "Social distancing! Give me 6 feet."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

Social Distancing

Online School,Not near a packed community.

Social distancing is boring

by LilTankman April 4, 2020

Smut Social

A group of people that gather, talk, hang out, socially open minded to erratically explicit, sexual content to partake in

I can't wait to go to another smut social
I learned so much about my sexuality

by DV WAM February 12, 2023

Social Assurancer

Social Assurancer (noun) 1) A person who uses Social Media platform or presence to offer hope, encouragement, and optimism as an anchor in one’s life.

2) An online influencer who specializes in lifting up people who are down.

I Love my Social Assurancer. I can always count on them to give me hope and encouragement when I’m getting beat up online.

by Strypers Dad March 6, 2024

Socializing

Something every student dreams of, but due to oppressive circumstances, the cruel and ruthless teachers/faculty will rarely allow you to do this freely, because as soon as recess ends, it's back to your desk and pencil . As you get older, nobody even wants to socialize anymore because people are forced to work and most people are married, therefore if you're caught talking to the wrong person, it might look like you're hitting on someone and you could be killed for it.

Teacher: Okay children, so in the Boston Tea Par...excuse me I need EVERYONE'S UNDIVIDED ATTENTION NOW OR ELSE I WILL ASSIGN MORE HOMEWORK KEEP IN MIND THE GRADING SYSTEM IS ABOUT TO GET...ADJUSTED...OKAY JOHNNY DO YOU NEED DETENTION FOR BEING DISRUPTIVE??? YOU NEED TO STOP SOCIALIZING AND PAY ATTENTION

by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021