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Jacob

Jacob is very nice. He can be a bitch sometimes but he is very nice. He will be the nices ass hole you will ever meet. He is a good friend. He has 4 levels of him there are nice, scary nice, demon, and satan. He is satan but he only shows it when he is really mad.
Jacob:hi
Other person:hi
by Jakemanp123 February 7, 2019
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Jacob

jacob is a cute boy
by apearsonlol May 9, 2022
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Jacob

He is very vegan. Vegan is everything for him. His love, his race, and his friends. Vegan
"I am vegan." Jacob says awkwardly
by battweryac1d January 31, 2022
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Jacob maclean

Omg is THAT Jacob maclean he is so handsoem
by anonymous August 22, 2021
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Jacob Renner

A man who is the best precision machinist in the world. Always rolls coal and fucks big booty bitches every night of the week in his combine as he is harvesting the corn to feed the poor of the United States, a country that he loves dearly. Jacob Renner loves his family more than anyone else in the world, especially his stepsister. He loves Coors light or Keystone beer, the amount of beer he consumes is the stuff of legend. He loves to drive fast in the F-250 flatbed truck that makes all the girl's panties drop at the sight of him rolling coal. Uttering the phrase 7.3 Liter is enough for any man to drop to his knees and pray that you may be saved by the reckoning that will come. However, Jacob is considered a closeted homosexual by some as he drove with only red tractors this harvest even though John Deere is the meta.
Jacob Renner rolls coal on his way home after eradicating all Chevy's, Dodge's, and economy cars and saving all the children from the burning down orphanage.
by A Real Piece of Shit November 25, 2019
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Jacob

by Bobbihdivk May 25, 2022
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jacob

a name lazy parents give to fuck boy high school athletes who probably sexually assault women
“Is that Jacob?”

Omg, it is, run!”
by very hot segsy woman September 23, 2020
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