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Ninja of Darkness

A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.
"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."
by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023
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Ninja

A big nosed skinny kid that earns millions just from streaming fortnite. He should thank fortnite for saving his life, cuz otherwise his scrawny self wouldnt have anywhere else to go in life if it wasnt for the fortnite game. He thinks hes the best and gets salty and assumes the person who killed him is stream sniping.
I was playing Fortnite yesterday and I killed someone, fair and square. I was surprised when I found out if was ninja that I killed. A few days later, I got banned for stream sniping.
by notastreamsniper February 22, 2019
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Ninja

Kid: Mom im playing with Ninja
Ninja: (* laughs* )
by elcúbicocubícocubicó September 22, 2018
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Ninja Attack

1. when someone comes completely out of nowhere during a race or any other event.

2. fighting a single person or a group of people like ninja
"That guy was in last place for the race but he just Ninja Attacked us."
by y.cole June 15, 2012
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Ninja

He is the best squeaker ever for those clapped 9 year old mother fucking normies who still think Ali-A is a good meme

When you watch Ninja you always get the best 9 year old cringyness
9 year old Carl: “ Yo yo George you watch the best fortnite player ever”
9 year old George: “ Who’s that mush”
Carl: “ It’s Ninja”
George: “ Innit he is the best
by 90percentbiggay April 3, 2019
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HotBox Ninja

a HotBox Ninja is someone who has to sneak in the bathroom and smoke weed because they are an in the closet pothead.
Ducky: Why were you up so late?
Nova: I was being a HotBox Ninja in the bathroom last night.
by SD Nova May 27, 2017
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Ninja Pumpkining

When you slpooge in someones face and they get it in their eye and it burns and gets an off white yellowish necklace and you don't know who did it.
I just got boomed by that Ninja Pumpkining.

Did you get a pearl necklace?

No, well its more of an off white yellow, did you see who did it?

you don't know who did it? well it wasn;t me or I'd have laughed about it.
by Miss Teri April 10, 2015
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