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Rusty Ninja

The challenge of having to piss directly into all of your partner's available orifices (mouth, nostrils, asshole, and pussy if they have one) while you're both blindfolded
Person 1: "Did you just sneeze piss?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah I got rusty ninja'd"
by Concerned Jeremy June 2, 2024
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ninja cookie

She released the gas and ninja cookied her sister, causing her to gag.
by kaylacatcher97 November 17, 2016
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Ninja Smoke

When you're wasted and you realize you're fucking an ugly bitch so you cum in her eyes while yelling ninja smoke and run out of the place.
I realized I was fucking some ugly ass hoe so I had to ninja smoke her and got my ass out of there.
by Vaddagw September 26, 2020
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Ninjas

An Error Occurred During Activation
Sorry, ninjas could not be found
by BRICK NINJA April 6, 2021
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ninja pick

A ninja pick is when someone tries to discretely pick their nose without anybody noticing.
Everyone notices though.
Sam: Stop ninja picking in the corner we can all see you!
by FATALATOR November 21, 2011
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Ninja

The 22nd best streamer that streams mostly Fortnite and only Fortnite because his chat will scream and yell like 10-year-olds if he changes the game. He is also known for passing away from Ligma who also includes Supreme Patty. Also, is a big hypocrite when it comes to bullying (omegalul) as there are clips shown of him cussing out people and yelling at them in the game.
Virgin Male: "Have u herd abot ninja?"
Other Male: "DUDE! ISN'T THAT THE DUDE WHO DIED FROM LIGMA?"
Virgin Male: "No, it's leik 1 of teh best stremurs on witch, he playes fornight"
by Nuclearbeat21 July 22, 2018
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ninja load

A portion of ejaculate that is discovered after due diligence is made to clean up after ones self. The location of which is usually surprising or unexpected.
"I just discovered a ninja load under the bill of my hat! I have been walking around unaware for an hour."
by Jastro February 7, 2014
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