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booth madness

A dissociative state that afflicts cinema staff after too many hours (or days) at the theatre surrounded by underage workers, broken equipment, and apathetic theatre owners. Can be accelerated by OH&S and labour law violations. May result in blindness, death, or Film Done Wrong.
"I became wracked with booth madness and kicked a print across the floor." - Brian Wrap

Red Lightreader: "Man, that concession girl is cute."
Phil M. Splicer: "Dude, she's underage!"
Red Lightreader: "Sorry, booth madness."
by Rick T. Fier December 13, 2008
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Mad

This way "mad" is used as in a lot of something
There's "mad" sodas in the kitchen
by Stupid_Ass_Bitch May 12, 2019
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Mads

Mads is basically the best a boy can be. He has the worlds biggest cock. Mads is very adorable and sweet. He is also very attractive.
I love Mads.
by Mads mystic February 13, 2018
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Mads

A very mucho macho muchacho, muscular, hairy, handsome 47 year old man. His jawline isnt there but his biceps are so big they make thighs tremble. If you walk by him, you may be hit on your thigh from a third leg, weighing at 39kg rested. If youre a girl watch out, if you even look at him too long, you might ovulate. If you finger him, beware, your finger might get stuck. With muscles like iron and a grip like sin, he can clench so hard you’ll never get it out… but you won’t mind. Because as his name means, he’s a gift of god.
"I met a Mads last night. I walked funny for three days"
"Watch him make food, makes me hard"
by alejandro_torresse June 27, 2025
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your window's mad tight

in reference to a females genital diameter
yo hunny.....your window's mad tight!

see that hooker?....Her windows are NOT tight
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Swiss Mad Hatter

A fine cocktail made with equal parts of beer gin and absinthe
Dude! I got TRASHED yesterday with your swiss mad hatter
by TheGarzo January 29, 2022
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Mad david

Phrase "mad david" is used to describe an unbelievable cringey moment that gave you goosebumps.
Kevin> 3 out of 3? No its 3! Get it?
Paolo> Thats mad david bro
by TrueReligion77 April 19, 2024
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