Hoarse Horse

A noun describing a horribly disfigured or poor-quality drawing of a horse. This horse can have traits including but not limited to: Cartoon human head, bent neck, straight legs and rectangle hooves.

Hannah likes drawing ponies, but they end up looking more like a hoarse horse

by YourDictionaryHelper August 15, 2024

bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

Patrick Horse

Hi Abi

They kicked me in the shin!
I hating getting Patrick Horsed!

by Yosoeneocle November 13, 2021

Jolly Horse

When you stick your dick in a girls butthole and start spinning it in a rotating motion to make it wider

I gave my girlfriend a Jolly Horse

For christmas I gifted my son a Jolly Horse

by m3rkv3l0c1ty July 17, 2022

Cunt Horse

Is an insult used on people commonly meaning. Vagina Horse.

Friend: Dude! your a dick head!
Me: Well, my friend you are a cunt horse.

by CHINC September 14, 2016

Horse Fair

Horse Fair is where willing Mares give themselves up for auction to a Stallion without ever seeing their faces

Josh: I'm really excited for Horse Fair next month, always wanna to experience being used by so many guys.
Frank: Me too, I wonder how many guys I'll have.

by RiLoCh February 13, 2023

horse crotch

when one nibbles on a singular vaginal lip until it is frail and almost out of sight

Dee gave Audrey horse crotch after practice!

by unknown600000 July 1, 2024