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ghost posties

Glitch in a chat or instant message program that makes chat posts fail to appear.

Origin: Bazooka Joe-era kids' joke or riddle, "What do spooks have for breakfast?" Answer: "Ghost Toasties and Vanishing Cream" (after Post Toasties corn flake cereal).
"I'm going to have to switch screen names; I have the ghost posties. My comments aren't appearing."
by Trog2FdUp2C1 May 25, 2009
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ghosts

a phantom or non being or sprit
ther is ghosts in this movie.
by chcolatebunny April 25, 2017
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Ghost Tickler

When a SBD (silent but deadly) creeps out and rises past the balls giving a tickle along the way up to the nostrils with the stench of death.
Mr. Bobaggins felt a rumble down below just before letting loose a hot n steamer ghost tickler that tickle his balls as it rose to his nose and smelled of death and horror.
by Raymando April 15, 2025
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Ghost Boyfriend

Typically said by someone who has watched "Julie and the Phantoms".

Relating to one of the dead band members that they like.
"Hey, you know Luke? He's my ghost boyfriend."
by liccle ol' lady October 18, 2020
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Ghost bitches

The women you hook up with in heaven while waiting for your wife to die and join you.
After my fatal heart attack, I was running through three ghost bitches, then my wife showed up and killed me again.
by Dundermiffln October 24, 2023
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ghost bus

Ghost buses refer to the phenomenon where an individual coins a highly specific term and incessantly promotes its usage, persistently inserting the newly coined term into conversations with the aim of provoking inquiries. The person then seizes the opportunity to explain the term to others, feigning surprise that it is not already a universally recognized concept. This behavior is characterized by a deliberate attempt to establish the invented term as common vernacular, creating an illusion that everyone else is ostensibly familiar with it.
Dialogue exchange between Representative Glen Clay Higgins and FBI Director Christopher Asher Wray:

Higgins: "You know what a ghost vehicle is, Director Wray? You're the director of the FBI; you certainly should. Do you know what a ghost bus is?"

Wray: "A ghost bus?"

Higgins: "Ghost bus!"

Wray: "I'm not sure I've used that term before."

Higgins: "Okay, it's pretty common in law enforcement. It's a vehicle that's used for secret purposes. It's painted over."
by marcelinhodj November 16, 2023
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stinky ghost slip

“ew! michael let the stinky ghost slip!”
by splart November 27, 2023
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