Ethan

Although he says he loves you he's a big fat fucking liar who doesn't know how to swim against the waves pulling him away, he'll consistently make you out to be the bad guy ladies run away from every ETHAN EVERY

Ethan is a fucking slut

by Dishonest_eyes July 25, 2025

Ethan

Falls asleep in English and Geometry
Usually his best friend in those classes make fun of him for it
They both enjoy Oragami

Cathy “There Ethan is he’s sleeping again”
Callie “I was going to oragami with him”

by DuckDuckGooese November 24, 2023

Ethan

Amazing in every way possible. also has a huge ass dick.

Man, Ethan has a huge dick

by BitchFace69420666 November 20, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is the most attractive, loyal, handsome, and caring guy you will ever meet.If you have an ethan in your life your very lucky. If he's your keep ahold of him because he's going to treat you like a queen/king.He will do anything for you and I mean anything.

Ethan is the most amazing thing that's ever happened to me.

by Itzzemmers May 3, 2021

Ethan

Ethan’s are Tall,kind,cute,and are always there for you if you want a sweet hot guy then Ethan’s are perfect for you.

Ethan’s are hot

by whtfvdg November 22, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is an enigma. He's really nice, and you love that about him, but he's got this glare that makes you question the morality of your close to unruly staring at his attractive(but somehow not really attractive) face. Ethan is really sweet-until he isn't-and he's got a little sister who likes scrunchies and those sparkly lunchboxes from Justice that have letters on them. Ethan thinks saying you have a big forehead is an insult and not just a fact.

Sport person: You heard that super funny thing Ethan said today?
Normal person: No, no I did not.

by JonasTheOriginalSeries January 25, 2021

Ethan

an ethan is a very horrible disgusting fishy smelling and gross human to exist. he doesn’t take showers and is very ugly. ethan should just stand up and eat fish. no girls want him because he’s so ugly and his personality is even worse. ethan should just not exist. if you ever come across an ethan stay aware and go away. if you ever see one, make sure to get your glock and shoot him twice.

Emily: ew! who’s that?
Megan: sadly that’s my ex, ethan. he’s so gross!
Random person: you don’t gotta tell me twice.

by admirekisses December 11, 2021