by imsogoodat8ball November 29, 2021
ethan wilkins is the funniest down to earth guy you will ever meet. he cares so much about his friends or girlfriend and doesn’t care what anyone thinks. he trusts everyone and always smells really good he has amazing brown hair and is really good at hockey. he is alright at math and loves when people smile. when you are with him you feel safe and loves to eat... anything. he has an amazing six pack and doesn’t know know he has them. if you found an ethan wilkins don’t let him go... ever.
by talia martinez September 21, 2018
Stopping being such an Ethan Bassuk
by Alec stein January 20, 2018
ethan van eyk is a lovely chap who likes to steal from the computer studies department in secondary schools. he likes to keep people locked up in his basement for who knows what. overall he's a nice guy with creepy intentions.
by knobbysexual January 25, 2022
These two words describe a bony pick with fake abs and ape face. Another definition a skinny kid who was walking down the street, and got penetrated by a fire truck, and has lumps on his head if you shave his hair off.
by Visco girls October 25, 2019
by The most special special June 27, 2023