Blow loads

Telling someone to fuck off in a sexual manor

Go fuck your self!

You two are a couple of virgins yall know that?
Oh, blow loads Jerry!

by RabbidGAI June 14, 2024

I'M ABOUT TO BLOW

WHAT ME AND ALL OTHER MEN SAY WHEN THEY ABOUT TO CUM ALL OVER A WOMAN (MEN THAT ARE ACTUALLY MEN AND NOT JUST PRETENDING).

MAN: I'M ABOUT TO BLOW
WOMAN: OH YES DADDY BLOW ALL OVER ME

by I LOVE BIG BOOBS April 25, 2024

blowing a cop

The act of blowing smoke at a cop that is talking to someone they have pulled over as you drive past them.

-blowing a cop-
tom: dude i blew a cop last night and he didn't know what hit him.

by baconator7 June 30, 2010

soda blow

unexpected event that happens way too fast

a soda blow turns someone so calm into a lunatic

by NevWasTaken January 18, 2025

blow the quayle

To turn yourself into the bird police.

I'm gonna blow the Quayle on you!

by Jesus H Wonka January 22, 2014

Blowing up the microwave

When someone in the office or apartment decides to reheat extremely strong-smelling food, thus tainting the machine for the next several hungry users.

Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?

Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.

by Glovesave34 April 23, 2011

Sniff and Blow

The act in which a woman sniffs a smelly Weiner and then continues to blow the recipient

This girl gave me the good ol’ sniff and blow last night!

by John willhellmet May 8, 2024