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anal sex

"yo bro, wanna have anal sex?" says bertude.
"aight, bet" says gaylord
by Dixon Myas February 4, 2023
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anal chain

A chain of 3 or more men having buttsex. Also called an anal train.
Bob, Tom, Dan, and Tim had a 4 person anal chain last night.
by awmm July 9, 2015
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Anal Cough

A small quick forced hard fart from the bottom flowing strong out of the feicy hole.

To achieve 'Anal Cough' you needa really clench those anus cheeks like your life depends on it but dont fear. This double acts as a wall blocking any follow through.

Now push that bodily gas as hard as you can toward the poop hole. It should sound as if you are letting air out of a very large blown up balloon.

Everyone will laugh and should be able to smell it
Ill just have a cigarette and a coffee. I'll have a hard and fast anal cough. Then I'll come round and smoke some crack with ya
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anal victor

An Anal Victor is some one who some how some way always gets they're partner to try anal.
Becky, don't go out with Jason I heardhhe's a real anal victor.
by HorseMeatUnderCarage June 15, 2016
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blue anal

The act of someone using a dildo made of ice, or a dildo left in the freezer overnight, in your anus during sexual intercourse.
"Dude, why are you sitting weird?"
"My girlfriend tried Blue Anal on my last night."
by Lad(y) Cameron May 6, 2018
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anal block

When someone is in jail and drops the soap so they bend over to pick it up. When they get a Dick in their ass they simply shit to avoid the anal rape.
Your in jail and need to take a shit hold it in for if/when you get anal raped so you can anal block the rape.
by NakedHelper January 12, 2014
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anal humor

The act of laughing at someones overly stretched asshole.
Dave: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE ASSHOLE IS SO STRETCHED!
Bella: I'm not here for anal humor, i'm here to fuck.
by resguy638 May 13, 2016
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