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Lake Erie Monster

Usually in context of a sexual joke, but can be done with simple procedures. Like so - stuff a woman's vagina with Mentos, then using a funnel to pour Coka-Cola, Pepsi, or any other carbonated beverage that will fizz and/or explode within her, watch the show and eat a nice movie snack such as popcorn.
Last night my girlfriend said she wanted a Lake Erie Monster, so I had to restock my cabinet with some pop(soda).
by TheDoc.#Paneti November 27, 2011
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Ween Monster

Is a person who turns into a paleolithic creature of dark properties in a quest for hunger of ween and or penis, and or cock.
Wow! Luke is such a ween monster!
by Doct3r February 19, 2018
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mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.
"may we all be mud monsters."
by annstokeley September 23, 2021
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Grocery Monster

One who consumes massive amounts of groceries, mostly junk food.
You better lock your fridge and cupboards because the grocery monster is coming!
by Asshole862 November 14, 2011
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Module Monster

A monster that likes certain classes taught at residential care homes. The monster often jumps up and down happily taking in all the sights and sounds. Module Monsters really like art, exercise, and various other things. Look out for the Module Monster; its coming to a care home near you!
Brad: Hey Beatrice, how's it going?

Beatrice: Hey, aren't you Brad Hammers? I've heard a lot about you.

Brad: Well, I've heard an awful lot about Bryant's Gunny Granny. Pleasure to meet you!

Beatrice: Oh, he told you? Do you know my creed?

Brad: Yes, but I'd love to hear you say.

Beatrice: A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.

Bryant: Hey guys, what's going on? Is it time for the modules class yet?

Brad: Just about time there, Module Monster!

Beatrice: What on Earth is a Module Monster? I never saw it.

Bryant: A Module Monster is a monster that likes module classes. It likes to do all sorts of fun stuff.

Beatrice: Cool! Any monster friend of yours is a friend of mine.

Brad: Bryant is a huge Module Monster and my go-to-guy. He's gonna help me introduce Qigong to everyone.

Master Ken: Yeah, Qigong is beautiful. They'd really like it. You'll make a great teacher!

Bryant: Module Monsters! Fun stuff forever!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 20, 2011
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Mommy Monsters

Group of once attractive early middle aged women disfigured by breast implants, lip & ass fillers, fake eyelashes, cheap looking hair coloring and extensions. Usually dresses like a teenager along with wearing globed on foundation and dark eye liner with crusty mascara addicted to social media to post selfie’s and group photos after photo shopping them.
Yo did you watch the Mommy Monsters last night on RYONY?

I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!

“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”

“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”

“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”

“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”
by Judgerichie November 5, 2023
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the monster energy

the monster energy is a sex move in which you chug a can of monster energy drink and blow it into the woman's vagina and let it fizz up, when it's done impatiently put your penis inside to feel the fizz.
Last night me and my girlfriend did the monster energy and she also licked the juices that got out.
by JJs19 September 21, 2020
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