pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.

by Sexydimma August 19, 2012

pig

the girl that u are fucking around with behind your girls back

your a pig you fucking cunt

by hfgbc nwsfdvd October 30, 2020

The Japanese pig

The act of the Japanese pig is where you take the head of your cock and chop it of and ship it to China some do it for pleasure

John: I heard dave did the Japanese pig
James: he didn't ship it to Japan did he

by Phat dog maker November 9, 2024

The day that pigs will fly

A different Way of saying “It will never happen” Because pigs will never fly.

Person 1: the day that pigs will fly is when i’ll stop loving you!
Person 2: aww

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here September 20, 2022

Pig Roast

when three people do the dirty dirty in the same position as a roasting pig on a spit.

look at the person, they love to pig roast!

by urbydicky670000 July 7, 2025

Pig boarding

A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.

Before I knew it, they had my car, my money and my man. This is pig boarding.

by Miktini December 12, 2020

Cutie Pig

An attractive fat woman

“I’m bringing this girl to dinner, but let me warn you ahead of time. She’s a cutie pig.”

by Xaviar Dollar November 29, 2022