Pub Walk

A mini-pub crawl where you only go to a maximum of 3 pubs

We went on a Pub Walk from The Dancing Jug to Zephyr in Bournemouth

by Jack Spank9049 January 7, 2024

Goon walk

A relaxed yet confident strut

Dave: damn look at him vibe...but hes also walking?
Tom: yah hes goon walking

by Beygl January 4, 2021

Walk of Shame

When you walk back to work after forgetting something because you were in a rush to leave work in the first place.

Supervisor: “You’re still here!? I thought you left x minutes ago!”

Literally Any employee: “Yeah, I just had to take the walk of shame cuz I forgot my wallet.”

Supervisor: *Insert any stupid comment that makes you wish they shut the fuck up*

by JusticeIsBlind February 13, 2020

Cat walk

The strange waddle your 99 year old cat does whilst salivating everywhere and walking towards a busy road, completely prepared to end their existence.
The cat will usually make a sick 'thump' noise when the car hits them.

"I just watched a cat walk"

by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021

wheelbarrow walk

Refers to the slightly loopy child's game whereby the youngster stretches out on his tummy and raises himself up on his hands, whereupon an adult or somewhat bigger child grasps and lifts the kid's ankles and then slowly "trundles" him forward while the child walks along on his hands. An ideal activity to keep a child "occupied for a few" when there's nothing else to do at the time, or to painlessly compel a hyper/rambunctious child to quit horsing around, since he cannot do anything else while partaking of the game.

Senior-high student: My little brother and I got tired of waiting for the school bus, so we did the wheelbarrow walk around the lawn till the bus finally showed up fifteen minutes late.

by QuacksO November 4, 2016

Walking 69

69 position while standing up. The risk of neck injury and free bottom surgery is a key part of the thrill

i broke her neck while walking 69

by dipsyshipy October 21, 2024

jordan walk

This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.

Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!

by gusoid June 13, 2025