triple toe pretzel

A generalized figure skating move that doesn't actually exist, used by people who know nothing about figure skating to describe fancy jumps.

"Whoa, did you see that? That was one of the best triple toe pretzels I've ever seen in a competition like this."

by Purple Derple February 11, 2017

peanut toes

toes that are shaped curvy towards the top and skinny towards your feet

hadiyah has some peanut toes

by tsyfcguftucvh October 18, 2020

Toe-Mash

When you take your toe that been in your shoe all day ( and probably growing fungi ). You mash your potatoe's with is and serve it at Gordon Ramsay restaurant the Chelsea.

Toe-Mash YUM...

by GoGurterHuman December 27, 2021

scroto toe

When a man's pants are so tight, it separates his balls. Similar to camel toe.

Someone please tell Kevin he's got a scroto toe.

by The Perolyzer July 23, 2012

Toes

they are so good when get the dirt in between them then start licking it , and when you suck toes it makes me chew on them

PERSON 1: “can i suck your toes for fun”

PERSON 2: “if you say so” 😏

by emilyp3r3z_ November 10, 2021

Testie Toe

the male equivalent of a cameltoe. when a man has his pants up so high that his testicles split to either side of his shorts, creating a testie toe.

i was freeballin in my umbros and noticed i had a mean testie toe

by rieyin July 8, 2011

Aspiring Sophomore Toe

When you got your first and only kiss a month ago and you already want to fuck someone.

Girl: I wanna fuck someone right now, I want a really hot dirty blonde boyfriend to fuck!
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.

by Jeffsmith1738 May 14, 2018