Dog of wisdom

Dog of wisdom

Hi.
It's me.
I'm the dog.
My name is the dog.
Everyone likes me.
I'm cute.
I think i will
bark a nothing now,

*barks*

Who's that.
Coming up over the horizon in my sky.
Who dares?
It's me
The dog of wisdom.
I dispense wisdom
from my mighty
wisdom tooth.
Hi.
What is your wisdom?
Here is my wisdom:
If your ball
Is too big for your mouth,
it's not yours.
That's a good wisdom.
Thanks.
I also know a few
knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ball.
Ball who?
BallIEVE it or not
I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel
so free-hee-hee!

by iosihbfsvibfs February 20, 2022

The dogs tits

Means something is brilliant or amazing.

That's the dogs tits that

by Truecrimefan200 March 3, 2022

BAD DOG

A bad dog is a dog that is misbehaved and usually punished verbally for its actions by saying "BAD DOG!"

My dog Rowdy is a very very very very BAD DOG!

by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF August 20, 2021

dog chicken

Noun - When thou poker player elects to press thy call button with scrap waste(dog chicken hands). If thou play with scared money or thou buys in for the minimum. Thou must be proclaimed as dog chicken. "What more hath thou playith in order to run well amongst thy peasantry"
If thou proceed to play every hand and thus blame everyone and everything except for thyself then one must be proclaimed as dog chicken. If thou must forward to blackjack after thine game of hold'em and lose more money then thy will be proclaimed as dog chicken.
Synonyms : Chicken water, water chicken, gambling degenerate, covid vaccine

You just shoved with 7-2 off! You're absolute dog chicken.
"I look like dog chicken when I cap"

by Trevor Popps June 3, 2021

Dog chod

Dog shit and shade of Dog shit

Oh ya cunt I've just stood in dog chod

by Wilson82 June 17, 2021

Dog in them

They are really strong but this definition. Could come up to interpretation.

Luffy has the DOG in them.

by CinnamonEagle June 21, 2023

Interlocking dogs

When you put your toes in between the toes of another person. Often done as an act of friendship or as a romantic gesture, interlocking dogs is a very powerful action that will strengthen the relationship (platonic or otherwise) between two people

Person 1: hey want to interlock dogs with me?
Person 2: of course
*they are interlocking dogs*
Person 1: I love you bro
Person 2: I love you too

by Person12350 March 21, 2023