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Bizarro Facebook

Every new layout that Facebook changes to is called the "Bizarro Facebook," as each new layout is less familiar than the original Facebook layout. This is, of course, in reference to a series of comic books produced by DC comics.
Today, February 9th 2010, Facebook updated to a new layout, which is the current "Bizarro Facebook." It has already confused several thousand account holders, and it's only been an hour. Among these confusions...

Where did my 'wall' go?

Where are all of my 'friends?'

Does this go here?

Facebook... if you're going to change, be applicable.
by Indiana_Dan_87 February 9, 2010
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Facebook Overload

When people new to Facebook are constantly online posting statuses that never really make sense.

Often posting statuses that say LMS

"Dude! I just got a Facebook!"
"I can tell. You're totally in Facebook overload."
by BabyJay6 December 5, 2011
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Facebook Fibber

A person who lies on there Facebook status/info/comments to make his or her life seem more interesting.
Molly's Status: going to the movies tomorrow! what should i see?

Molly's Sister: you aren't going to the movies! we have to go to a wedding. Gosh you're such a Facebook Fibber.
by Andi412 June 22, 2010
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Overheard on Facebook

A non-creepy way of bringing up something you read on Facebook, usually about a conversation not involving you
"I overheard on Facebook that Sam is going to that party on Friday"
"OMG you stalker!"
by synthetic42 July 17, 2009
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[Facebook] Remains

Pictures, wall posts and other remains left after couple has become officially broken up.
Girl 1: His Facebook status says that he is single, but his pictures make it seem like he has a girlfriend.

Girl 2: The pictures are just Facebook Remains, They just broke up last month.

Or

Guy 1: She has a man. Her Wal-to-wall with James makes it obvious they are dating.

Guy 2: No, those are just Facebook Remains.
by Jacqui BB August 26, 2008
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Facebook Sprung

When two couples have been dating for ONLY two months or less and telling each other "I love you" & talking about each other on FB and posting some annoying ass lovey Dovey bullshit on each others profile thinking its cute, but in reality, its annoying as fuck...
Guy post status about GF: I love her so much. I wanna marry her!

Friend comments: HOW FUCKING CUTE! And how long have you two been dating now? two months? a week?
GTFO you're Facebook Sprung
by koolpool13 November 11, 2012
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facebook slackard

a person who has a facebook account, page, friends, etc. but who very rarely or never goes onto their facebook site to respond/interact/assimilate; who ignores or neglects reading or responding to their contacts. Consequences can include missing important social functions and information.
Crap, I shouldn't be a such a Facebook slackard!
by hagesmd June 5, 2010
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