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Real World Retarded

Someone that doesn’t have the ability to function /operate in the "Real World"
Tim cant even file his taxes properly he must be Real World Retarded.
by Unknown-user-idc September 18, 2024
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Three Real

The expression of an applicable fact whenever the past, present, and future versions of you are all deliberately aligned in reality + truth.

Beyond a state of being “too real”.

This is true when you feel fully supported and guided by your higher self, beyond the 3rd/4th dimension.
If you only knew the synchronicity of what just happened…!!! Man, that was three realllll!

I’m three real. I know nothing else. Lemme alone.
by Another You December 27, 2021
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real cute

When a girl says you're "real cute," that means she finds you attractive.
Damn he’s real cute”
by Kidd22 October 20, 2021
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Real

You’ve smoked meth
by Backwoodmilk August 19, 2025
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Real nigga dick

The shit that goes in and out of your mother thousands of times on a daily basis.
Hmmm... it seems like your mother could use some real nigga dick.
by Momseat December 24, 2023
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the REAL "savior"

the mute button on my tv remote control

better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!

when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")

i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!
that rabid dog minister was pushing the savior, i quickly employed the REAL "savior" !
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!
by michael foolsley August 24, 2022
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Real

used in Panama as synonimous of 50 cents of dollar
"Dame un real".

"Toma tu real".
by Ilmiopseudonimo February 17, 2018
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