sock on

Gay

Yo did you know that kind sock on

by Monkymanthing April 22, 2021

Socks

A term used by step-dads and step-mums to describe their newly acquired children: Some Other Cunt’s Kids (Socks). Developed by Jimmy Carr in 2024

I see you got married again Keith. I did Ian. Things are going great generally but there are 3 socks involved. No sign of the cunt that caused them though!

by Barrattino April 17, 2024

sock cucker

getting off watching someone wear your socks

look at this sock cucker

by mikeydaddy November 16, 2022

The Moist Sock

where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable

my man is so good in the bedroom, he hits me with the moist sock, i'm a little sore now though

by daddys_toes June 4, 2018

Vigilante Sock Puppet

A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.

Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.

by Seth Coker April 22, 2023

Buddy Socks

also "sock buddies," these are socks used for self gratification, often turning serial masturbators into serial launderers.

Mom said she isn't going to wash my clothes anymore because 90% of my hamper is filled with buddy socks.

by expo nation March 4, 2024

Sock Shooter

Someone who instead of using tissues, or a rag to ejaculate into while masturbating. They dedicate a sock to ejaculating into in order to keep things less messy.

I'll always be a sock shooter, its a lot easier than wiping things up with a paper towel or something. Gross.

by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017