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Texas Ring Pop

When a man takes a mouth full of pop rocks and spits them into a woman's anus. He then inserts his penis for the popping sensation
My neighbor accepted my gift of a Texas ring pop
by Opossum of Texas January 3, 2025
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Boof ringing

Boof ringing is when you boof a vape and blow rings out of your anus. If done correctly, boof ringing should give a buzz unlike any and will look stylish for the people around you.
"What is an expert level trick i could learn?" "You could learn to do boof ringing"
by YVLdoja January 20, 2025
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The Ring of Mordor

The excruciating, fiery aftermath of devouring excessively spicy foods—like wings slathered in ghost pepper sauce—when the flames don’t just stay in your mouth but travel through your digestive system, culminating in a burning ring of pain around your anus during bowel movements. It’s a fiery experience so intense, Frodo himself wouldn’t dare try to destroy this ring.
• Alex: "Bro, those inferno wings were insane last night!"
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."
by anonymous January 24, 2025
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Sweet ring blowjob

You and your partner take any bag of gummy rings and stretch out the rings carefully and wrap them around your partners penis. Then your significant other proceeds to give the male a blowjob, eating the rings off his penis.
"Yoo, the other day Julia gave me a sweet ring blowjob!"
by anonymous February 14, 2025
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Egyption Ring Toss

The man lays naked in bed waiting for the woman.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.
Bro, I took home that fine bitch last night and she hit me with the Egyption Ring Toss, she came running and hopped right on.
by BC694 February 24, 2025
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Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing

If you try to play this monstrosity of a game, the only way to keep playing is with your eyes taped open, mouth taped shut, and with a vomit bucket nearby. if you like a consistent sound of a tornado on drugs, this is for you, if not, try Beamng' or Forza 5 instead
Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing idiots pleasure
by CARFART83 February 25, 2025
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Mr Ring-A-Ding

That fucking cartoon guy with the catchy tune in Doctor Who
by ThatJeepGuy April 22, 2025
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