Pork penis

A penis that’s big and fat and look like a pig

Tell him to suck my pork penis!

by Adalina October 5, 2017

Penis custard

Cum.

Ohh man I can't believe he got his penis custard on the walls

by Sawyerrrrr September 13, 2023

Cosmic Penis

Blue Origin

Did you see the great big, Blue Origin Cosmic Penis penetrate the earth/space boundary?
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.

by YAWA July 23, 2021

Penis Jynx

A variation on the classic jynx game. When you and a friend of opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer) say the same word or phrase at the same time, if the male says "penis jynx" before the female says "vagina jynx", she cannot speak until she licks/sucks/gets you off with her mouth (depending on how you want to play)

See also, "Vagina Jynx"

"Molly Ringwald!" "Molly Ringwald!" - male and female together

"PENIS JYNX" -male
"VAGIN... damn it" -female

"slurp, slurp" - female

"Now I can talk again, phew!" -female

by Tizzle McFizzle August 23, 2011

Penis Patter

Someone who is super proud of how much of a dick they are.

"John just totally Tweeted about how he kicked my dog so hard he cried."
"Wow, what a penis patter."

by InsignisMemoria March 29, 2016

Penis Tickle

Your about to cum and your penis starts getting that feeling. Ya know?

Claire was getting me going and I started getting the Penis Tickle.

by terkaniang February 3, 2020

Robot Penis

When a person/doushe inhales nicotine/smoke/vapor from a robotic device that requires a wattage to be set before inhaling

Yo man I’m going to hit my vape(aka robot penis) real quick.

by Am Byles May 29, 2018