Shit or Legit

The act of questioning whether something is true or not.

Dude 1: Did you hear Charlene made out with Josh after sucking Bryan's dick?
Dude 2: Woah. I dunno if that's shit or legit, dude.

by Mister Christ December 5, 2010

Shit-piked

To be extremely drunk. Beyond drunken normality

Dude, I was completely shit-piked last night. I can't believe i cupped that guys balls

by Tudor-god March 22, 2009

shit projectile

When you shit so hard it shatters the bottom of your toilet

Bro last night, i had shit projectiles and I had to get a new toilet

by Souree666 April 3, 2020

shit freckles

If you are eating out a girls ass and she spray farts all over your face.

I decided to eat my girl friends ass last night and she farted shit freckles all over my face. Damn, I'll never do that again!

by b'out son February 5, 2010

klept that shit

to steal large amounts of random shit

Bansri: "Look, there's a ton of beer just layin' there on the lawn"
Anna: "Let's klept that shit"

by annabunny August 9, 2009

shit nutts

it's what you get from anal sex with a chick who needs to take a dump!!

i was fuckin this chick in the poo shute,and she gave me,shit nutts!

by Quiggley sinner February 7, 2009

Tub Shitting

A generalized reference to the use of one’s laundry tub as a toilet, usually the result of an urgent situation preventing one from making it to the toilet or the unfortunate result of having an unusable toilet. Taking a tub shit often occurs when one has limited time to defecate, such as when playing Warcraft and being given a short AFK.

Me: Where's Kirky? We need to pull.
You: He had to go. Don't worry, he's Tub Shitting so he will BB soon.

by Britana633 October 3, 2012