Oyster in my beard

Giving oneself a facial whilst masturbating

Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.

by Genitalien August 29, 2020

There's Bees in My Recorder

Funniest damn phrase to say at school.

During Mr. Harper's 3rd Grade Music Class:
Me: (raising my hand)
Mr. Harper: Yes Michael?
Me: There's bees in my recorder!
(whole class laughs)
Mr. Harper: That's nice.

by MikeH58 October 12, 2010

Sniffing My Dick

All up in my business

Dude! Quit sniffing my dick, man!

Dude, Ms.Brinkmann was totally sniffing today!

by Jelly Jensen September 30, 2008

My Balls Itch

This is commonly used phrase for a man named Crees. No one knows why his balls are itching. This is a serious disorder and
should not be taken as a joke. If you see
anyone with this disorder please contact
123myballsitch.com

Person 1: Yo wanna go to town
Person 2: Weh My Balls Itch
Person 1: Yo why your balls always itching

by Dodndbs November 27, 2021

byte my ass

What you may wish to suggest to an IT geek such as the Geek Wads at Best Buy when they fuck up your computer setup or can’t communicate their way out of a paper bag about what they did because they are such emotionally deficient techie nerds.

Byte my ass you disrespectful little techie cretin!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 26, 2019

My Story Animated

A YouTube channel that mainly posts made-up stories. Some stories may be real, but it’s rare to find those. It grew more in popularity because of the Leaflent artstyle.

Have you watched My Story Animated yet?

by purpxlina December 27, 2022

suck my pumpkin

Something entirely family friendly that also has a vulgar sound to it that you can say on Halloween to someone who has no treat for you at their front door.

Hey there you cheap dipstick, why don’t you suck my pumpkin?

by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021