National Bean Day

National Bean Day Green, red, kidney, lima, or soy are just a few of the different kinds of beans recognized on National Bean Day on, April 26th.

zack: “yo chad guess what today is?”
chad: “national bean day!!!”

by ilovebeans1 April 26, 2020

bean and rice university

noun - A phrase for low quality Mexican Colleges. Play off words on Rice University.

You see that poor kid over there? His parents are sending him off to Bean and Rice University.

by Craksmokkka69 January 18, 2023

pork and bean fart

A fart that smells like a BBQ meal

Greg ate at the barbecue and his farts smelled like pork and bean farts.

by Miami Todd September 19, 2013

21 bean salute

when someone eats nothing but ghost pepper chili for a week and shits on your face and chest while saluting them with an open mouth

Damnit Derek, I told you that bitch was too fat to give you a 21 bean salute. She almost killed you when she slipped in her own shit!

by Yo Momma Don't Care August 20, 2023

Bean Nut Butter

That mixture of semen and lady juice found round the base of your cock after sexual intercourse.

Matty J: Hey Deano, you busy mate? I fancy some Bean Nut Butter!

Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.

Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.

Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.

by BruffandConlon September 4, 2013

dirty green bean

When a guy sits in his own sweat and juices for weeks then he forces his girl to give him a blow job.

The drunk girl at the party passed out and he gave her his dirty green bean.

by Maine father and son April 13, 2020

Feed yee beans

To grow some; eat more; get bigger; eat home grown meal; country strong

You better feed yee beans before you fight me

by carriekid1 September 3, 2010