Your Mother

The woman I formicate with daily

Friend: "Hey dude, I bet you never had sex ever,"
Me: "Well you should ask your mother, and see how much I actually do fuck."

by Broman memedude February 2, 2023

megawhore mother cell

A cell containing every STD imaginable, including both the HIV and full blown AIDS.

Husband: What caused my wife's HIV diagnosis?

Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.

by kopykopykopy December 27, 2011

dirt mother

one whos «soil» purpose is to educate others on dirt & soil

chelcea used to be my dirt mother, & now i know where dirt comes from !

by archmenases May 13, 2019

mother is mothering

When a female icon is superior to everyone else

"Did you see Megan Thee Stallion's new music video for her song Cobra? Mother is mothering!!!"

by bronwynnates November 3, 2023

Mother of Gaia

You use 'Mother of Gaia' when you refer to something that surprises you, like when you say something like 'OMG!' Gaia derives from Greek mythology, which directly translates to Earth in the Greek language.

Mother of Gaia, my pie's gone burnt!

by MM_3 January 18, 2021

mother fucker

Mother fuckers like your father. Think about it, he fucked your mom, right? That is how you are alive on this planet. Your father was indeed a mother fucker.

Son: Dad, you mother fucker.
Dad: I know, I fucked your mom.

by daddy is typing... November 29, 2022

Mother fucker

Incestuous relationship with mom and son.

Im such a mother fucker, so many inbred children!

by /.,mnbvcxzxcvbhnjmk,. August 26, 2025