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Monster Quickie

When you drown your partner in monster energy while they suck your dick.
Guy: "lets do a monster quickie"
Girl: "mmmm okay"
by monsterquickiefan32 August 7, 2021
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Monster Energy

Jo: hey ash did you see Kennedy drinking a monster energy?
Ash: I know what a loser. *drinks Rockstar like a CHAMP*
by Officialopposum August 8, 2021
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Monster Foodies

A bunch of idiots (Cookie Monster and Gonger) who think they’re great at cooking, but they just make things anyone could make even with 0 skill and try to make up for it by actually going to the factory to get a missing ingredient.

Here Are the things they made
PB & J Sandwiches

Succotash

Pasta
Birthday Cake
Of Course We Can help you, cause we are Monster Foodies!
by 556788866 August 15, 2021
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Monster

That Vegan Teacher. that's it. look at the things she's done.
according to literally everyone, That Vegan Teacher's a monster.
by The Local Rat August 20, 2021
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Monster cookied

Really really high from marijuana or thc substances. Super stoned or intoxicated from weed.
Damn bro that blunt has me monster cookied.
by Mr fraser August 24, 2021
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Virgin Monster

A creepy stalker who wants to rape women just to lose his virginity. Another word for this meaning is "pervert." No wonder why women won't date these men. Keep it up, ladies! Ditch those bad boys!
Girl: Ew, I just saw a virgin monster. Best to avoid dating him.

Girl 2: Wow, no wonder why he never really had a girlfriend in his life. He could end up being like a 40-year old virgin.
by TechUser93 June 5, 2021
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Monsters

Girl's supporters- Which one of your monsters would you like us to run off from your closet? We would do anything for you.
by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021
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