december 1st is the official day of Mr. St. Mary, and on this day, those named St. Mary should be brought a har of honey
Person A: "dude did you bring the honey jar?"
Person B: "No dude why?"
Person A: "because today is national St. Mary day!"
Person B: "No dude why?"
Person A: "because today is national St. Mary day!"
by ItadoriChair December 01, 2023
The most amazing, intelligent, funniest savage of a woman you will ever meet. This woman has been known to lose her mind at times but follows it up with a lot of love and loyalty. Nails and toes always painted up pretty af. Constantly sunburnt from tanning all the time. Has the aura of the goddess Athena herself. Prettiest hair that always smells great. Fantastic in bed 🔥 and the absolute love of my life. Wouldn’t trade her for anything in the entire world.
by AloofSenator July 25, 2024
mary reid is one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. she loves mountains and everything to do with the outdoors. she loves animals and reading and has a passion for the history of the world. she is beautiful and will always do what's necessary to help a friend.
by literallyjustafluffycow May 24, 2022
A wonderful, beautiful, and caring young woman. An amazingly unique person to have around. Fun, wise, funny, cute, witty, easy to get along with, envied by many bitches, wanted by many guys, and hated without even trying. A motherly/big sister figure. Cares a lot and loves hard. Very outgoing, yet very shy at the same time. Sporty, yet sexy as fuck. Mature for her age. Always there for anyone. Great at giving advice and helping others. Gives with no expectations of getting back. Multi-talented and never gives up. Very competitive, yet shows great sportsmanship. A leader without trying. A beautifully humble piece of art both inside and out. Definitely one of a kind.,
Jo-Mary is such a sweetheart
by Chicken dust November 22, 2021
The act having an umbrella inserted into your anus (handle first) then your partner opens it. Followed by the act of running around creating enough draft to pull the umbrella out.
by The Original Aviator January 26, 2022
The act of forcefully fucking your partner/spouse until they cry blood into a bucket placed under them. After this you pour the blood into their asshole and take a silly selfie by it, saying your partner is on their period. This will make the experience better if your partner is a male. After you post this selfie to your IG story you take a reusable straw and suck the blood out of your partner’s ass
by DaddyJan’sFatAss February 01, 2024
when you cover your penis in rusty barbed wire and slap somebody around the face with your weaponised schlong
by throbbingmidgets.com November 27, 2021