Te va cargar la verga

North Mexican slang.

In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.

The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.

Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.

Bro, I just saw your wife blowing Donald Trump.

Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.

You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.

by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 7, 2024

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Carne de la noché

The wanting to have intercourse with someone.

“Wow! She was so fit. Carne de la noché”

“Jacks Gullible”

by slayqween April 5, 2023

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Ca La Mario

“Ca La Mario” este atunci cand vrei sa dai mana cu cineva calumea. Nu e un dat de mana normal, mainile formeaza un X

eu: (întind mâna)Ca la Mario!
el: Ca la Mario!

by papusoi April 10, 2023

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la niña

Slang for depression; depressed; sad; sadness; feeling blue.

It comes from the la niña weather phenomena, a cooling of the water in the equatorial Pacific, which increase the precipitation/rainfall.

Rainfall symbolizes depression and/or sadness.

I'm not feeling well. I feel like I have la niña in my head.
Better to be tired than having La niña for months.

by sharerainbows April 11, 2023

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