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guns don’t kill people, lag does

A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.
Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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Kill Bill Menstruant

A woman whose menstrual flow has the torrential force of the blood that blasts from the neck and limb wounds of sword victims in the film *Kill Bill*.
I didn't know she was a Kill Bill menstruant, so I just yanked out her tampon with my teeth and the next thing I knew I was being resuscitated with CPR because her clotty-ass blood had completely inundated the entire capacity of my lungs.
by Priest of Assplay September 9, 2023
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How to kill a guy

kick him in the Penis Then Your fin.
Me: IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOMMOROW * searches How to kill a guy * " Kick him in the Penis " that sounds right
THE NEXT DAY
Me: kicks him in the Penis
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021
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deer kill

The opposite victim and initiator scenario, where the deer rams and walks over a human, and killing the human.
1: Did you hear the Jhon died?
2: No I did not, how did he die?
1: He became a victim of a deer kill, after a deer rammed and walked over him.
by MST3K I like April 13, 2022
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kill vavr day

on the 27th of december you need to kill vavr
by LunaticDumbass December 21, 2023
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crowd killing

When a person at a local show, usually a hardcore show, moshes beatdown style and knocks people in the audience out. The person can have various strategies at crowd killing, whether it be spin kicks, elbows to the head, or knocking people down.
Some people do this for the love of the game, while others just target specifically women and try to pass it off as 'part of the culture' when it's really just an excuse to be misogynistic. Do it for the love of the game.
"Dude did you hear about that show tonight?"
"Yeah! people will get crowd killed! they better move or they're gonna get kilt, cause stepping on necks is just a reflex. You know I was crowd killing straight from the womb."
"Wow dude that's crazy, I'll make sure to dodge your spin kicks in that sweaty basement."
by doilooklikeigabalala September 10, 2025
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Kill Culture

A desire to kill a person, community, group or company from social media platforms.

It is derived from cancel culture, made by people who hate cancel culture. Kill culture is taking one step forward from cancelling, it is killing that person or group.
Kanye Hater: "Kanye is shit, he should give up music!"
Kanye fan: "#killkanyehater
Kanye hater: "dont kill culture me"
by Andr3i_Mh December 3, 2020
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