I'm an idiot

Don't worry, you're not the only one.
"I'm an idiot."
by world's best idiot June 14, 2021
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I'm an idiot

used when you just fucking hate yourself
Guy 1: "Have you seen my hat?"
Guy 2: "It's on your head..."
Guy 1: "I'm an idiot"
by howtogetusername October 17, 2021
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I'm claiming shine

It means you don't believe someone. You either think they are embellishing their abilities to look better or they are downright liars.
You're a rocket scientist yet working at McD's. I'm claiming shine.
Your resume says you have 10 degrees from Harvard and 4 from Oxford. I'm claiming shine.
He says he earns a million dollars a year and only lives in Compton to be close to his family. I'm claiming shine.
by Lady Cham May 23, 2015
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I'm a meme

Used to make fun of yourself in a playfull manner, or to make the conversation your having less awkward
"Haha- I'm a meme, right?"
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I'm NOT sorry

Your NOT actually doing anything other than impersonating me out of spite because Jordan Peterson doesn't like the fact that I applied his metric to that retard. You don't actually care as long as you get to play supreme moral debate arbiter which is why Jordan Peterson probably likes you so much. You both want to be the golden prophet but you're not actually capable of being that without being INSTALLED (deliberately) by other people who want to shut ME down. You're an ancillary (or even tertiary) villain I the story of the greatest mind who has ever lived (Creator of A.I.)
Hym "I'm NOT sorry either. But Destiny literally the villain from Metro-man."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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I'm finna steal

If I see a single endgame spoiler, I'm finna steal.
by cb21 May 06, 2019
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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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