Honi-horsing

When a horse pleasures himself peeking through a door watching two unconsenting people having a sexual intercourse

Example 1:
"Stop honi-horsing you little freak"
Example 2:
"The last I heard from him was when he was honi-horsing"

by Pán Blbý June 12, 2024

Horse housing

A combination of the phrases rough housing and horse play as stated by a seven year old.

Hey those two are horse housing! Time out!

by Damon_Keaton January 29, 2023

Horse Pimp

A person who secretly places animal porn on a co-worker's work computer.

Kent is a total Horse Pimp, I mean just the other day he put animal porn on Mark's work computer screen saver.

by Hot Franklin October 27, 2021

Dead Horse Vibe

Food is delicious. When you eat it, you become delicious too. Without food, you would not be delicious and anyone who wanted to could eat you whenever they felt like it.

Yum. That Dead Horse Vibe was delicious. Too bad it didn't eat any food, I got a meal. Muahahaha.

by Starsnake May 29, 2016

Face like a slapped horse

When you have a long face that looks pretty pissed off.

Wow you have a face like a slapped horse

by Littlechar12483 January 7, 2022

Trojan Horse

A act in which a man pulls off the condom at the last second and cums inside someone.

Last night I pulled a Trojan Horse.

by Big Daddy Daniel October 16, 2021

Chinese Horse Ass Games

a scam whereby the perpetrator avoids honest patterns of behavior by having you run back and forth to them, calling them out on bullshit, or running around in circles in a general manner, always to return to the source, which perpetuates your cycle of having to avoid them, and go or do some other task which does not produce a desired result.

you told me three days ago to talk to our friend about that, and he said its your problem, now quit playing chinese horse ass games and fix it.

by Trogdor420 July 21, 2023