Ethan

Amazing in every way possible. also has a huge ass dick.

Man, Ethan has a huge dick

by BitchFace69420666 November 20, 2021

Ethan

Although he says he loves you he's a big fat fucking liar who doesn't know how to swim against the waves pulling him away, he'll consistently make you out to be the bad guy ladies run away from every ETHAN EVERY

Ethan is a fucking slut

by Dishonest_eyes July 25, 2025

Ethan

Falls asleep in English and Geometry
Usually his best friend in those classes make fun of him for it
They both enjoy Oragami

Cathy “There Ethan is he’s sleeping again”
Callie “I was going to oragami with him”

by DuckDuckGooese November 24, 2023

ethan binion

sexy daddy daddy daddy daddy

tia’s boyfriend so hot so perfect

slay queen daddy

did you see ethan binion? his ass is so fat!!

by 123lgbdaddy June 13, 2023

Ethan

Ususally on the ugly side of the spectrum, he has a few friends and is usually cool with everyone though. Although he is one of the biggest clowns to ever exist in the world and will be a virgin until he is 30. Also he is a boomer.

Oh my god that faggot ethan is such a boomer!

by Dgill34 January 24, 2020

Ethan

Idiot

THAT ETHAN keeps screwing up his sentences. What does "I'm fockers" even mean?

by Isaac Cockman IV March 2, 2020

Ethan

an ethan is a very horrible disgusting fishy smelling and gross human to exist. he doesn’t take showers and is very ugly. ethan should just stand up and eat fish. no girls want him because he’s so ugly and his personality is even worse. ethan should just not exist. if you ever come across an ethan stay aware and go away. if you ever see one, make sure to get your glock and shoot him twice.

Emily: ew! who’s that?
Megan: sadly that’s my ex, ethan. he’s so gross!
Random person: you don’t gotta tell me twice.

by admirekisses December 11, 2021