Cum Guzzling Space Dragon

A Cum Guzzling Space Dragon is something you call someone when they main Aurelion Sol

Bro, he's a cum guzzling space dragon

by bilal nuygen March 29, 2020

Slay the one eyed dragon

Jacking off

It's Ash Wednesday, I can't slay the one eyed dragon for 46 days ~ Have a day ray

by Mikey Gagz February 15, 2018

puff my magic dragon

the mean for "puff my magic dragon" is when u give a man a blow job nasty style.

did u hear wat happened to gil and dena? yesterday at steffans party, they went to the bathroom and she "puffed his magic dragon" for an hour.

by pimp daddy dollars August 8, 2004

Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon

As a lady is giving you a blow job, just after you cum in her mouth, punch her in the stomach. This will make her cough violently and expel "spunk" from her mouth and nose, making her look like a "Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon".

Just as I jizzed in her mouth I gave her a right good whack. She looked like a right Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon!

by Jimbomate March 6, 2011

Slay the dragon to save the princess

the act of fucking an unattractive female on your way to finding your perfect women.

Matt had to Slay the dragon to save the princess of his dreams only took him four times.

by gobotmozzy September 24, 2011

fire breathing cunt dragon

Generally describes a person of small stature who instead of producing words tends to rain fiery slander all over those who surround them and try to destroy any remaining drop of happiness that might exist in their lives.

They also have been known to occasionally devour princesses and steal their coffee mugs which they then defend obsessively.

FBCD= Fire breathing cunt dragon

Girl 1: I think I'm going to have some coffee (reaching for princess mug).

FBCD: Uh uh gurl thats mah princess mug you savage biatch.

Girl 1: I just want some coffee....

FBCD: Uh uh you sketch-ass space bitch thats mah mug (emitting fire out of mouth).

Girl 1: You are such a fire breathing cunt dragon!

FBCD: (Breaths fire while snatching princess mug and simultaneously smacking girl in the face)

by I.AM.GREAT February 20, 2011

king of all dragons

One of the coolest guys ever. HE can look at u and chuck norris will kick the shit out of u. Deal with it.

The King of All Dragons stares over at a panda, and suddenly it blows up for no apparent reason.

by Shadow Dragon December 9, 2007