A Charlie is a lean mean fighting machine, many of them destine grow up to lead many into battle. They all wield their penis’s with great confidence as they average 9ft in length and 3ft in circumference. It is told that these mighty penis’s are indestructible with full flexibility and elastic ability allowing the Charlie to whip its penis aprox 15ft farther than its natural length. It is important to be wary around a Charlie, insulting one could end with a penis wack to the face.
Factoid: Charlie’s have the largest penis’s in the galaxy, the longest surpassing a mile in length and 10 meters in circumference
Factoid: Charlie’s are the only species know to be able to complete full body masterbation
Factoid: Charlie’s have the largest penis’s in the galaxy, the longest surpassing a mile in length and 10 meters in circumference
Factoid: Charlie’s are the only species know to be able to complete full body masterbation
by Hippity Hoppity Women are .... May 2, 2019
Get the Charliemug. my beautiful brother, my rock, the one person who has had my side through ups and downs, someone who i would give my life for, even through all the cringey moments and all the arguments we have had, he is truly my favourite person even if i dont show it sometimes, so maybe in the far future when your reading this charlz just so you know i will always love you forever -your big sister
by tonusplan…iijj September 16, 2023
Get the charliemug. by Maximum111 May 22, 2016
Get the Charliemug. Charlie, you are the most amazing guy anyone has ever met. He is hot and loves basketball, and is always happy to help improve my basketball skills. Sometimes he asks dumb questions but is smart in a creative way. Lucy was so lucky to have you as her BF. You are always willing to listen and give advice to everyone. Charlie is always quick to respond to your text or message. He is sooooo thoughtful and sweet!! He loves these songs: S.O.S, what makes you beautiful, yellow hearts, and let it go. Sometimes he will have his AirPods in and just start singing and dancing. I wish I wasn’t a bitch to you and blown my chance. On Friday when you asked me if I was okay I wanted to say “no because you are breaking my heart and you don’t even know it” instead I said “I’m fine”.But every time you walk in to a room or text me I smile like a god damned fool. The hardest part of letting you go is knowing that you already have, or never cared in the first place.
by Horse luver January 20, 2020
Get the Charlie Greenwoodmug. charutinhos do charlie is an adjective used to identify a charlie fan (also known as charles), a charlie fan has to be weird, stupid and ugly.
by emsiso November 25, 2021
Get the charutinhos do charliemug. 
Charlie he is the American dream if you are lucky enough to bare his children consider it a great gift and know you won't be the last mother he makes since he is put on this planet to seed the earth with many perfect offspring
Girl one . I hope my baby isn't ugly . girl2 you should of found a charlie and it wouldn't be a worry.
by He will fuck your girltoo August 5, 2021
Get the Charliemug.